Thursday, 23 February 2017
Our Bishops are always banging on about there not being enough Priests.
(Hmmmmm, is that true? No,well, often they say that it is an opportunity for the laity to take their place, and rid ourselves of redundant churches. Strangely enough this was not well accepted when our local doctor's practice closed down and I offered to start treating Marjory's arthritic hip with a little concoction of my own invention - involving raw garlic and feet - because it was time for me to take my place in the medical world. Even though I'm not qualified, and accountable to no one, and not trained... I'm sick of these Doctors lording it over us lay people, telling us what is wrong with us, diagnosing us, telling us how to change our lives in order to get well again. WHEN WILL THEY STOP!!!]
Well, I have a solution. We can invite the Maltese Priests over. They speak English. And culturally would fit in very, very well. And we could have all of their seminarians as well. You see nowadays you can increasingly believe the most outrageous twaddle, but not what we have believed for the last few thousand years. Maltese Archbishop Scicluna wants rid of them. See here. We need them.
So there you go, problem solved.
Wednesday, 22 February 2017
Before the advent of mobile phones, when I went to university there was one public telephone in my college. It was at the bottom of my staircase and was often empty. We didn't feel the need to be in touch every moment of the day.
So when I went away, I kept in touch with my mother by letter. I would post her a hand written letter once a week, telling her of my doings (well a version of them anyway), and she would type me back. This was not because we were terribly formal, just that she was a typist, and used to do it at work.
So, I am saddened that Cardinal Zen writes to the Pope about the persecution of the Church in China, and he does not get a reply. Link Here. My mum would have been gutted if I had not replied to her. I would have been a bad son. Unthinking and hurtful. I would have been showing thoughtless disregard for her.
But it would only have been about University.
Of course, we are still waiting for the Pope to get back to the Cardinals about the Dubia. Perhaps he doesn't like letters. Perhaps he has epistophobia.* Perhaps he doesn't have any fingers, so can't type a reply. Perhaps he doesn't have a voice so can't dictate one either. Poor Pope. I hate it when I get letters and can't be bothered to reply to them. But mine are usually from Specsavers. Or a publishing house trying to sell me that interminable "Walk with Me" stuff. All of this applies to the Pope not replying to Cardinal Zen. But it is just a little bit different. because it is not 'what I was doing last week', this is about the lives and faith of countless Catholics. Cardinal Zen says that he thinks the Pope is 'naive'.
I think Cardinal Zen is very charitable.
* I think I just made this word up.
Saturday, 18 February 2017
|The headless Cardinal of Doom|
Actually it is a much deeper question about whether we can simply ignore Church teaching. Or if we can change the teaching of the Church, or even of Christ.
|Baby Cardinal Bird|
Mouth open to receive the truth or God
So I'm waiting for the German Bishops to withdraw their statements at any moment. And the Maltese. And certain Americans. And Argentinians. I expect Cardinal Nichols and all of our Bishops to make a clear statement to follow Christ, the Church and Muller.
|The Cardinal Avenger|
rooting out injustice and bad doctrine
And if he is right then all this nonsense of 'but this is what the Pope really wants [going against Christ, 2000 years of Christian theology, the plain teaching of Saints - St John Paul II springs to mind]' has to stop.
Phew. So that's settled.
Wednesday, 15 February 2017
Tomorrow I'm talking to the Newman Society at Oxford, entitled:
What is the Church saying about the Jews?
Before, during, and after the Second Vatican Council.
And of course it is 2000 years of history, the weird and wonderful goings-on at VAT II, then my mystic Meg guesses for the future!
It'll be great.
Monday, 6 February 2017
|Me with Boy Bishop.|
Boy Bishop has a mitre, and hair.
I have neither
|Neck covering must be hiding the goiter|
|Type of scissors reputedly used by angels |
in the nightly activities to punish wayward ex-Goths
for an over fondness for their hairstyles
in their younger days.
|This is EXACTLY what I used to look like with bed hair.|
Of course I can still have an unfortunate photo taken, even if my hair is fine.
So I feel sorry for the Pope, because those naughty men who put up all the pictures of him in Rome were really mean and used a terrible photo.
|Terrible photo. They should have used one of him which was all smiley.|
Still, his hair's OK.
Thursday, 2 February 2017
|The Coat of Arms of Oriel College|
three leopards (lions)
Happy feast day to you! Happy feast day to you!
Happy feast day, dear 'The House of Mary, the Blessed Virgin in Oxford'!
Happy feast day to you!
|Front quad of Oriel College|
|The Purification of the Virgin|
|University College Durham |
'Castle' - my present alma mater
|Our Lady of Vengeance|
destroying heresy and evil
protecting the Church from malice
Wednesday, 1 February 2017
...will someone please tell me what is happening?
We have the Bishops of Malta saying that the divorced and re-married can receive communion, link here, and now we have the German Bishops saying the same, here.
|Cardinal Muller, head of the CDF|
This is the substance of the sacrament, and no power in heaven or on earth, neither an angel, nor the pope, nor a council, nor a law of the bishops, has the faculty to change it.This is not just some Cardinal having an opinion (we know that Cardinal's can be completely ignored nowadays) but the head of the Church's Doctrinal body. Is this the Pope's response to the Dubia? Or is Muller about to be axed, in a Franciscan manner?
|Behold the axe of mercy|
BECAUSE THEY ARE SAYING DIRECTLY OPPOSITE THINGS
This is fine if you're a bishop, living in your palace, or a bunch of them playing at local government, or even if you're a Pope who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel, none of whom have to sit down with real people, or know what is going on in their lives. They all seem to have forgotten the laity, who have no idea, or at best a half idea, of what is going on. And of course, they have forgotten the priests (as usual) who have to try to explain this dog's breakfast, and even more worryingly, have to administer what could be "judgment upon himself." (I Cor 11, 28)
And our own Bishops? Thankfully they have not said anything yet.
And no one has the faintest idea of what is going on. But don't worry, because it only concerns the sacraments of Marriage, Confession and the Eucharist, oh and the salvation of souls.
I was going to say it is like fiddling while Rome burns. But it's not, it's like playing with petrol and matches and then realising that the little game has got a bit out of hand and has now engulfed the world.