My mother's pension went up 58p a month this week. So I have been wondering what will be in store for me when I retire.
We no longer have good nuns to look after us. That's not strictly true as we have the Little Sisters of the Poor who run an care home where some of our chaps go when they need care. These sisters are excellent. There is an article on them in the Bristol Post here.
|Little Sisters of the Poor - they are excellent|
So I need to get loads of cash. That's the answer. Then I can buy a little house for me to live in during my twilight years. (If everyone of you in Internet Land buys about 72,000 copies of my books, that should work).
|I think this would be a nice retirement house|
|The different roof is the Chapel|
|My new front door (perhaps)|
|Nice place for a procession|